Robert Collier Beam

Let X equal the quantities of all quantities of X.
Let X equal the cold.
It is cold in December.
The months of cold equal November through February.
There are 4 months of cold and 4 of heat.
Leaving 4 months of indeterminate temperature.
In February it snows.
In March the lake is a lake of ice.
In September the students come back and the book stores are full.
Let X equal the month of full book stores.
The # of books approaches infinity as the # of months of cold approach 4.
I will never be as cold now as I will in the future.
The future of cold is infinite.
The future of heat is the future of cold.

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